You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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