Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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