I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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