She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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