Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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