Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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