id be glad to
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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