how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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