My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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