so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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