Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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