Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
