im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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