these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My liver just had a heart attack.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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