We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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