Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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