Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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