So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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