And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I want to be your penis for a week.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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