Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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