Yo dont text me then not text me
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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