What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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