Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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