great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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