Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Last time i carry you out of a forest
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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