To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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