i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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