then he tried to convert me to islam
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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