we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
