Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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