You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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