I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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