I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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