He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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