I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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