So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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