This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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