When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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