3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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