so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You ate ashes out of my bong
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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