you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm always down for nudity.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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