she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I can't turn off my feet"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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