Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
There r osticjed everywhere
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
