so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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