were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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