my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
How does one acquire holy water?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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