This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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