I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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