woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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