yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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