I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I can feel your judgement through the phone
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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