The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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