All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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