What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Randomize
