Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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