wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
God, I missed his penis.
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