I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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