Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way