Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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