doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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